Random Quotes
If you have to ask, then you don't want to know.
"Troynleben!" - Mike
"Cool! We've made men obsolete!" - Me
"This is our colorful, CREATIVE water chestnut poster." - Staci
"I can't do this math." - Jen and I
"YEAH, TOAST!" - Lenny
"Get thee to a nunnery." - Staci and I
"Aye, lassie!" - Brigadoon
"I turned my guns toward that house and I lit-ruh-ly riddled it!"
"The birds! the birds! They mark the spot!" - 1998 BHBL Band
"And Mr. Poundmeintheass gets 25 dollars." -Eudo
"My strength is I'm a kleptomaniac, my weakness is that I'm a paraplegic, and my position is helmsman."
"This isn't Meredith's type of music." - Christine
"Brick!" -BHBL Pep Band
"So I'm wicked eloquent today!" - Lenny
"Big penis!" - Sam
"That's a pretty chicken." - Ash
"Yes,'shat' is the past participle of 'shit'." - Me, the walking dictionary
"Remember, you can tune a piano, and you can tune a guitar, but you can't tuna fish." - Mr. Holbein
"Ángele, you can take the guardsman, I want the Scotsman. Easier access."
"Help! Unprotected belly-button sex!"
"This stinks. Like diarrhetic goats. Like diarrhetic goats that have had WAY too much cabbage. And beans."
"If life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Then sell the lemonade and use the cash to buy an assault rifle. See if life makes the same mistake twice." -Mit Ssob